To be the world's fattest woman... NEW CONTENDER!

A while back I wrote about a behemoth Donna Simpson who aimed to be the world's fattest woman.  As absurd as this sounds, there is a new heavyweight in town! 

Susanne Eman is currently tipping the scales at about 728 lbs.  Her long term goal is 1600 lbs and hopes to get there by consuming an entire grocery store 20,000 calories a day!  She only goes to the grocery store once a month (with the help of her two kids) and spends about 8 hours filling up 6 shopping carts.  I'm guessing she isn't rolling around on a standard issue hover round. 

Why would anyone take on such a goal to be the world's fattest woman?  Well, supposedly Susanne couldn't lose weight and instead of exercise, eating less, eating better thus decided it simply easier to eat her self to the fattest woman on the planet.  Not to worry, she is going about this "the right way" by regular blood sugar and blood pressure checks.  Additionally, she is visiting here doctor to monitor (?) her weight gain. 

Since I know you have been dying to know, here is what Susanne typically eats.  I saw this in a British article (yes there are more pics if you are really that curious) and thus some strange references to "crisps" which us "yanks" call chips.

Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals.

Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals.

Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals.

Total: 21,962 calories

Goal: To Be Fattest Woman EVER!

I'm going to file this under the worst goal EVER made; this behemoth fatty lardo woman is trying to be the fattest of them all (I suppose that question would be asked to a magic microwave instead of a magic mirror).  She has already "championed" the fattest mother record (she weighed about 530 lbs at the time of her daughter's birth), but is really pushing the limit and aiming for the 1,000 pound mark.  She is currently tipping the scales at about 600 lbs.     

How does one attain such a weight status?  Well, by simply consuming 12,000 calories a day!  WTF?!?  I'm sure that is more than a whole starving third world nation village consumes in week.  She gorges herself eats massive quantities of sweets and fast foods, and doughnuts are her favorite.  Her weekly food budget is about $815.  One may be curious as to the occupation of this scooter driving preview of a heart attack woman, and I was quite surprised to hear she operates her own business.  She setup a website in which she eats fast food on a webcam, and creepy men who drive vans with bubble windows paying subscribers watch. 

Sorry fellas, this beast is taken.  She met her feeder "partner" on a fatty dating site.  "Philippe" (who coincidently also answers to "BRING ME MORE FOOD!") is very encouraging of her weight gain, and I'm sure will feed her to her goal weight.

I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth a little :(

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