You want to be TACTI-COOL?

There are a lot of "tactical" schools popping up.  The training really runs the gamut, and occasionally you get tacti-cool douches like this guy.  Muzzle sweeping the camera and lots of unnecessary dangerous live fire exercises are just a few of the things you'll learn at G1 Tactical solutions. 

The double fisting attack of flashlight and muzzle was pretty epic.  I also enjoyed the peculiar drills in the beginning of the vid where they would take hold of a guy and shoot the opposite direction.  I would think that if someone is within touching distance that threat would probably be a higher priority than some one 25 feet away. 

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Self Test: .40 cal to the chest

Did you ever wonder how well your body armor worked?  Most rational people would simply purchase an extra set of plates and lean them against a tree stump and put a few rounds into it; this guy opted for a more direct method.  I'm putting a high/low of about 6 Coronas before this experiment took place.  Bonus points for the hard core tactical cat.

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Special Forces Shovel...To Kill Zombies

ZOMG!  A new device to slay zombies!  Well, I suppose it isn't entirely new, rather it is a take on a Russian Spetznaz shovel.  In Soviet Russia the garden shovels YOU!!!!1  This new take on an old spade has a sharped edge, a hardwood handle, carbon steel head, and tacti-cool nylon belt pouch.  

With this SF shovel you'll be able to spend a long time digging a small hole attack zombies in a variety of amazing Russian techniques!  Watch the video below, and see this SF shovel being thrown it at distances of upwards of 6 feet!  WHAT!?!?  It will smash frozen and wooden zombies too! That's not all, it can also cut thick rope!  

For about $30 you can own this epic one size fits all zombie slaying machine.  If only it came with a bad ass drop down quickly release leg holster...

Sniper Rifle Cup Holder

When fragging zombies all day long behind a high power rifle, one can tend to get a bit dehydrated.  If only there was an invention that allowed me to keep my beverage nearby and won't run the risk of being spilled.  Your wait is over friends, the Rifle Mounted Cup Holder is here!

Photo via Bryan Williams JonesAlthough this solves a problem that dozens of people struggle with each year, it simply doesn't hold a candle to the Tactical Battle Mug.  Red necks around the south let fourth rebel yells of joy for alas their Natty Ice will not spilled... theoretically.  In all honesty I picture the flimsy cup holder bouncing after each shot fired, and no one wants to clean Pabst Blue Ribbon off of the side of their rifle. 

Conceptually a cup holder on just about anything (toilet, lawn mower, bbq, etc.) would make it better, but is anyone really going to strap something like this on their rifle?  Supposedly (according to Wired) this fancy little cup holder is available from Badger Ordinance but I was unable to locate any info about the cup holder on their site.

Tactical Mug: Overcompensating

Greetings fellow keyboard commandos!  Do you need a new mug for your ovaltine beer that says "I'm a bad ass and I drink from a gun!"  Put your paranoia fears to rest because the Battle-Mug is here!

Yes, the Battle Mug is a real product made from billeted aluminum by a company that actually makes weapons.  The beauty of the Battle Mug is the Tacti-cool rails on the side of the mug can hold all those goodies you never use and are currently weighing down the front of your rifle currently use for hunting zombies.  Why?  Because you need a bright ass flashlight and multiple handles on a mug of course!  Hell the Battle-Mug says on their official site that you may also attach a bayonet "for close quarters, high risk operations." 

So what will this beauty set you back?  Well, the Battle-Mug is now only $279!  Warning: The Battle-Mug will not make you a badass, Tacti-cool, or impress women.

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