Delta Bayonet: 50,000 Volts of Stun Power

In my continuing series of awesome firearms accessories (see also: AR15 Crossbow, Sniper Rifle Cup Holder, and Tactical Mug) I present to you the Delta Bayonet; 50K volts of awesomeness coming out of your barrel.

You must understand that when the zombies come in full force they may come faster than you can pull the trigger.  Standard bayonet?  Hell no!  No one wants that zombie blood dripping all over the 25 accessories weighing down the front of the rifle ready for tactical action.  You need 50K volts of zombie paralyzing action; electric arcs coming of the barrel are tacti-cool!

This glorified overcompensating stun gun is available at Delta Assault Technologies for the low price of $295.  You'll be zapping zombies in no time! 

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Tactical Mug: Overcompensating

Greetings fellow keyboard commandos!  Do you need a new mug for your ovaltine beer that says "I'm a bad ass and I drink from a gun!"  Put your paranoia fears to rest because the Battle-Mug is here!

Yes, the Battle Mug is a real product made from billeted aluminum by a company that actually makes weapons.  The beauty of the Battle Mug is the Tacti-cool rails on the side of the mug can hold all those goodies you never use and are currently weighing down the front of your rifle currently use for hunting zombies.  Why?  Because you need a bright ass flashlight and multiple handles on a mug of course!  Hell the Battle-Mug says on their official site that you may also attach a bayonet "for close quarters, high risk operations." 

So what will this beauty set you back?  Well, the Battle-Mug is now only $279!  Warning: The Battle-Mug will not make you a badass, Tacti-cool, or impress women.

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