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Entries in ninja (3)

Wednesday
Aug312016

Tactical Ninja School

Bro do you even knife and shoot at the time? For reals, what if you are engaging a zombie in the front and then another one is drawn out by the noise and tries to come after you? Yea you need to be a level five ninja, and these guys are learning...

h/t ENDO

Thursday
Oct152015

Samurai Chops Fastball Like A Boss

Have you assembled your team yet?  Not fantasy football, I'm talking about the crew you call when the zombies come.  You know who just become everyone's first round draft pick?  This guy...

That was a 100 mph fastball and he cut like a boss.  I call dibs on this guy, and he'll be in charge of all the fast walkers.

Tuesday
Jun232009

Last Airbender: Shyamalan's Newest Flop

Shyamalan is making a new film (don't be alarmed it will still fit in the genre of "suck") about ninjas or something...

Do you ever go to a restaurant that consistently has bad food?  Most of the time it isn't "make you sick" awful but it is by no means "good".  The first time you ate there the food was really good, only because you were really hungry, and as much as you'd like to recreate that experience it won't happen.  You continue to eat at this restaurant and swear it will either get better or you won't eat there anymore. 

Sorry folks, I'm not talking about Taco Bell, I'm speaking of the craptastic films brought to you Shyamalan.  Yes, 6th Sense was good (at the time), and Signs wasn't bad either.  The problem lies in the three strikes that are Lady in the Water, The Village, and lastly and most importantly THE HAPPENING.  These thee movies are terrible and yet people paid money to see them, and went back to the theater hoping perhaps that magic that was in 6th Sense would return.  I listened, with pain in my heart, as my friends described the terrible experience that was The Happening.  A terrible story, about effing WIND!  Yes the whole story was about toxins carried by the wind!!!!1  This is a blatant spoiler and I'm sharing this with you, so you won't see the film. 

So what about The Last Airbender... Well, honestly it will probably suck, and at best we can hope for a Shyamalan movie free of a pretentious director cameo.  I thought for a moment I wouldn't have to see Shyamalan "acting" his way through another bit part in Airbender, because it is a period and location film.  I expected to see a cast of solely Asian actors, but alas Dev Patel (Slumdog Millionaire) was cast.  This means it wouldn't break the continuity of Airbender to see an Bollywood Indian actor.

Computer G... Lock Kiya-Jaye!!!!1