Denny's Newest Menu Item

Let's be honest here, the only reason to eat Denny's is out of necessity.  There is nowhere else open at 3am, you are craving something greasy to soak up the alcohol, and perhaps you enjoy really bad customer service when you and your party of 8 take over the late night wait staff.  Denny's continues with their theme of greasy by taking a grilled cheese (which seems to be having quite a resurgence) and stuffing it with Mozzarella Cheese sticks.  If deep fried and breaded cheese wasn't enough, jacket the appetizer in bread and melted cheddar cheese and you're on your way to a heart attack soberity lactose intolerance suicide ... its just too easy.

MSRP $4

Bacon Explosion (gross)

In an era of gotta have the latest and greatest (although I'm still hearing the same damn tired songs on the radio ad nauseam) there is a new way to feed the masses.  Perhaps you've grown tired of the Thanksgiving Turkey or Christmas Ham.  There is a solution that is sure to give your dinner guests a heart attack treat.

Behold, the Bacon Explosion.  A lattice of Bacon stuffed with Italian sausage and thickly coated with BBQ sauce.  Although most would fancy the Original Blend, the options of Jalapeno and Cheddar Cheese are available.  A full sized explosion will feed 12 normal sized people (circa 1965) or 1 large person (typical consumer of a bacon and sausage log?). 

The Bacon Explosion will set you back $30 and it is shipped directly to your house.  Let's be honest here, if you would consume a bacon sausage log donning a moomoo and  leaving the house is simply too much  of an inconvenience.  Could you imagine opening your door and finding a a dry ice filled box with a bacon cocoon?!?  What a wonderful treat!  Amidst my disgust I would actually like to try one.

Visit the Bacon Explosion site for ordering, and much to my international readers chagrin this product is only available in the U.S. Agreed, I'm not surprised either.   

P.S. The Bacon Explosion is one of the few products that looks the same prior to and after consumption.