Goal: To Be Fattest Woman EVER!

I'm going to file this under the worst goal EVER made; this behemoth fatty lardo woman is trying to be the fattest of them all (I suppose that question would be asked to a magic microwave instead of a magic mirror).  She has already "championed" the fattest mother record (she weighed about 530 lbs at the time of her daughter's birth), but is really pushing the limit and aiming for the 1,000 pound mark.  She is currently tipping the scales at about 600 lbs.     

How does one attain such a weight status?  Well, by simply consuming 12,000 calories a day!  WTF?!?  I'm sure that is more than a whole starving third world nation village consumes in week.  She gorges herself eats massive quantities of sweets and fast foods, and doughnuts are her favorite.  Her weekly food budget is about $815.  One may be curious as to the occupation of this scooter driving preview of a heart attack woman, and I was quite surprised to hear she operates her own business.  She setup a website in which she eats fast food on a webcam, and creepy men who drive vans with bubble windows paying subscribers watch. 

Sorry fellas, this beast is taken.  She met her feeder "partner" on a fatty dating site.  "Philippe" (who coincidently also answers to "BRING ME MORE FOOD!") is very encouraging of her weight gain, and I'm sure will feed her to her goal weight.

I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth a little :(

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