Many moons ago a lonely chef decided it was a good idea to take a bunch of crap sitting around the kitchen and roll it into a single entree.  The burrito gyro Big Mac Wrap Chicken Cordon Blue was born and has been the bane of every business meeting and hotel wedding I have ever attended. I genuinely think ham, breaded chicken, and gooey sauce were never meant to inhabit the same plate let alone wrapped together. 

The modern retelling of this tale is created with the Hot Pocket a concoction of a Taco Bell burrito encapsulated by a breakfast sausage and then jacketed in bacon.  This fine dining blue plate special has been affectionately dubbed The Fattie.  Where did that name come from?  Perhaps the owner named it after his own stature because there is no way in hell such a thing could have been invented by anyone that dares to live past 50.

I must admit that although I'm thoroughly disgusted, if I were to gaze upon a fattie at a party I would certainly try a piece.  The difficult part is wrapping my mind around the creativity and effort that went into making a Taco Bell burrito even more unhealthy.

Alas, there are several breeds of fatties and lo and behold there is even a dessert fattie.  Why?  Well, after consuming the taco bell fattie, and taking 10 years off your life the next logical step would be to eat a dessert wrapped in bacon and sausage.

Doesn't that look yummy!  If you look closely you can see the diabetes wrapped inside!  If you would like to know more about this creations visit The Smoking Meat Forums.