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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:48:57 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/"><rss:title>Journal</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-14T21:48:57Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/3/11/epic-holster-fail.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/3/8/iron-man-2-epic-trailer.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/26/top-gear-biathlon-drive-by.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/23/your-hotel-room-is-not-safe.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/18/boar-vs-hunters.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/16/hbos-the-pacific-iwo-jima.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/10/taco-bell-burrito-wrapped-in-bacon-and-sausage.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/4/reporter-tests-bullet-proof-clothing-with-bullet.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/1/30/battlefield-bad-company-2-port-valdez.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/1/29/toilet-seat-ak.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/3/11/epic-holster-fail.html"><rss:title>Epic Holster Fail</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/3/11/epic-holster-fail.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-11T17:46:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject>dangerous fail firearms glock holster video web video</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 250px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/epic holster fail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268329707551" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Um... that's not how it works :(&nbsp; Pointing a weapon at your face isn't a good way to engage the enemy.&nbsp; Check out <strong>quick draw mcgraw</strong> show off his amazing skills.</p>
<p><object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RwhLpvyXO1M&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RwhLpvyXO1M&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/3/8/iron-man-2-epic-trailer.html"><rss:title>Iron Man 2: Epic Trailer!</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/3/8/iron-man-2-epic-trailer.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-08T18:28:38Z</dc:date><dc:subject>epic trailer iron man 2 mickey rourke movie pepper pots scar jo war machine</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 250px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/iron man 2_warmachine.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268073038087" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>In case you missed it at last night's Oscars, the new Iron Man 2 trailer is amazing.&nbsp; Iron Man 2 is going to be epic and I can wait to see the scores of Iron based machines duke it out.&nbsp; Scar Jo, Pepper Pots, and lots of explosions will make this film incredible; topless Russian accented Mickey Rourke... meh.&nbsp;</p>
<p><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:490147" width="512" height="319" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashVars="configParams=id%3D1633364%26vid%3D490147%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A490147" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="."></embed><div style="margin:0;text-align:center;width:500px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><a href="http://www.mtv.com/movies/trailer_park/" style="color:#439CD8;" target="_blank">Movie Trailers</a> - <a href="http://moviesblog.mtv.com/" style="color:#439CD8;" target="_blank">Movies Blog</a></div></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/26/top-gear-biathlon-drive-by.html"><rss:title>Top Gear Biathlon Drive By</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/26/top-gear-biathlon-drive-by.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-26T16:51:22Z</dc:date><dc:subject>.22 awesome bad ass biathlon hollywood limey mp5 suv top gear uk web video</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 200px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/top gear gun biathalon.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267203424454" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>A lot of crappy American shows are birthed in British roots.&nbsp; <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Creative</span> Lazy Hollywood exec's figure that if it did well with the limeys across the pond they can make an American version that will do amazingly well.&nbsp; Shows such as The Office, American Idol, and Dancing With the Stars all came from the Brits.&nbsp; WHY THE HELL ISN'T THERE AN AMERICAN TOP GEAR!?!?&nbsp; I love watching Top Gear and a US version would be epic.&nbsp; A pilot was shot some years back featuring Adam Carolla but never came to light.</p>
<p>Enough with my limey ramblings.&nbsp; Top Gear is a bad ass show and they take a new twist on the biathlon by using SUV's and MP5's versus skiis and .22's.&nbsp; Enjoy :)</p>
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<p>hat tip <a href="http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2010/02/26/another-take-on-the-biathlon/">firearm blog</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/23/your-hotel-room-is-not-safe.html"><rss:title>Your Hotel Room Is Not Safe</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/23/your-hotel-room-is-not-safe.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-23T20:26:17Z</dc:date><dc:subject>lock pick metal not safe product review suspicious tool web video</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/hotel door lock not safe.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266957193715" alt="" /></span></span>Almost all modern hotels use those fancy credit card style locks.&nbsp; A quick swipe and you are back into your comfortable $59.95 Motel 6 room.&nbsp; Well lo and behold those locks are not safe!&nbsp; They are easily <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">picked</span> opened from the inside with a cool looking folding wire.&nbsp; How does it work?&nbsp; Well a suspicious man wearing glasses carries a long metal tool down the hallway of your hotel.&nbsp; He finds his target and slides the wire under the door to pull down the handle.&nbsp; Bam! Full access to clothing and sunscreen lotion from that vacationing family in room 127!&nbsp; If you stuff a towel in the handle it protects you... sorta.</p>
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<p>hat tip <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5477600/hotel-locks-defeated-by-piece-of-wire-secured-by-towel">gizmodo</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/18/boar-vs-hunters.html"><rss:title>Boar vs. Hunters</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/18/boar-vs-hunters.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-18T18:06:51Z</dc:date><dc:subject>awesome bacon boar vs hunter bush dangerous firearms hunting web video wild boar</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/boar vs hunter.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266517054186" alt="" /></span></span>Boar hunting is friggin dangerous.&nbsp; I took home two boar last year and they really are nasty beasts.&nbsp; Strong as hell, and tusks that will tear apart <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">flesh</span> hill sides. These hunters are trudging through the bush looking for <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">bacon</span> a trophy boar.&nbsp; At about 16 seconds you can see the beast charge from the bushes.&nbsp; Fat boy who was on point takes a dive and puts himself in harms way.&nbsp; He damn near gets taken out by the boar as well as the muzzle of his fellow shooter by being down range.&nbsp; It is hard to tell if it was an instant kill, but the boar tumbles down the hill with the bacon chaser.&nbsp; The story will forever be told amongst these fellows around cold cans of <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Pabst Blue Ribbon</span> Natty Ice as the best time they had bringing home the bacon.&nbsp;</p>
<p><object width="340" height="285"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3XhEJJO6tWw&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3XhEJJO6tWw&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="340" height="285"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/16/hbos-the-pacific-iwo-jima.html"><rss:title>HBO's The Pacific: Iwo Jima</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/16/hbos-the-pacific-iwo-jima.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-16T17:03:22Z</dc:date><dc:subject>awesome hanks hbo iwo jima spielberg television the pacific trailer</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/Iwo Jima.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266339940618" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>A new trailer has been released for The Pacific showcasing Iwo Jima.&nbsp; I can't wait for this series and I have a feeling it will be pretty intense.</p>
<p><object width="320" height="240"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hbo.com/bin/hboPlayer.swf?vid=1073641"></param><param name="FlashVars" value="domain=http://www.hbo.com&videoTitle=Iwo Jima Preview"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.hbo.com/bin/hboPlayer.swf?vid=1073641" FlashVars="domain=http://www.hbo.com&videoTitle=Iwo Jima Preview" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"  width="320" height="240"></embed></object><div><a title="Iwo Jima Preview" href="http://www.hbo.com/the-pacific/about/video/iwo-jima-preview.html?autoplay=true">Iwo Jima Preview</a></div></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/10/taco-bell-burrito-wrapped-in-bacon-and-sausage.html"><rss:title>Taco Bell Burrito Wrapped in Bacon and Sausage</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/10/taco-bell-burrito-wrapped-in-bacon-and-sausage.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-10T18:06:52Z</dc:date><dc:subject>awesome bacon burrito diabetes disguesting fail fattie roll sausage taco bell</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many moons ago a lonely chef decided it was a good idea to take a bunch of crap sitting around the kitchen and roll it into a single entree.&nbsp; The <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">burrito</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">gyro</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Big Mac Wrap</span> Chicken Cordon Blue was born and has been the bane of every business meeting and hotel wedding I have ever attended. I genuinely think ham, breaded chicken, and gooey sauce were never meant to inhabit the same plate let alone wrapped together.&nbsp;</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/fattie_tacobell.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265825742610" alt="" /></span>The modern retelling of this tale is created with <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">the Hot Pocket</span> a concoction of a Taco Bell burrito encapsulated by a breakfast sausage and then jacketed in bacon.&nbsp; This fine dining blue plate special has been affectionately dubbed <strong>The Fattie.&nbsp; </strong>Where did that name come from?&nbsp; Perhaps the owner named it after his own stature because there is no way in hell such a thing could have been invented by anyone that dares to live past 50.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/fattie_tacobell finished.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265825899068" alt="" /></span>I must admit that although I'm thoroughly disgusted, if I were to gaze upon a <strong>fattie</strong> at a party I would certainly try a piece.&nbsp; The difficult part is wrapping my mind around the creativity and effort that went into making a Taco Bell burrito <strong>even more unhealthy</strong>.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/fattie_dessert.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265826234888" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Alas, there are several breeds of fatties and lo and behold there is even a dessert fattie.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Well, after consuming the taco bell fattie, <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">and taking 10 years off your life</span> the next logical step would be to eat a dessert wrapped in bacon and sausage.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/fattie_dessert finished.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265826294953" alt="" /></span></span>Doesn't that look yummy!&nbsp; If you look closely you can see the diabetes wrapped inside!&nbsp; If you would like to know more about this creations visit <a href="http://www.smokingmeatforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75206">The Smoking Meat Forums</a>.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/4/reporter-tests-bullet-proof-clothing-with-bullet.html"><rss:title>Reporter Tests Bullet Proof Clothing, With Bullet</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/2/4/reporter-tests-bullet-proof-clothing-with-bullet.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-04T18:06:12Z</dc:date><dc:subject>bullet bullet proof columbia firearms kevlar reporter web video</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/reporter bullet.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1265307398241" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Only in Columbia would you find a tailor that creates custom bullet proof clothing.&nbsp; He has a variety of styles and colors which are worn by famous <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">dictators</span> leaders across the world.&nbsp; What really makes this story interesting that he has all employees go through a rite of passage in which they don the kevlar jacket and take some lead to the gut.&nbsp; I guess that is true belief in the product :)</p>
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<p>Anyway, a <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">reporter</span> "poor man's Tom Green" looking dude and a camera stop by the factory to take a bullet.&nbsp; The video is a bit long, so you can fast forward to <strong>8:17</strong> to see the action.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I've read and heard of folks who took rounds through kevlar/plates and that it leaves a massive bruise.&nbsp; There is a lot of energy behind the bullet and the vest is stopping penetration, not force.&nbsp; I don't necessarily doubt the Columbian products, but if I had to guess the bullet he was hit with had a much lighter load of powder than a standard round. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/1/30/battlefield-bad-company-2-port-valdez.html"><rss:title>Battlefield Bad Company 2: Port Valdez</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/1/30/battlefield-bad-company-2-port-valdez.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-30T16:57:41Z</dc:date><dc:subject>battlefield bad company 2 bf2 bfbc2 gameplay port valdez trailer video games</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/bfbc2 sniper.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1264871078829" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>The more I see of this game, the more I want to play it!</p>
<p><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2WOO97Lc6pI&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2WOO97Lc6pI&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/1/29/toilet-seat-ak.html"><rss:title>Toilet Seat AK</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/journal/2010/1/29/toilet-seat-ak.html</rss:link><dc:creator>foxtrot</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-01-29T16:52:21Z</dc:date><dc:subject>ak47 ak74 awesome firearms stock toilet seat</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.mynameisfoxtrot.com/storage/Toilet-seat-AK-47.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1264783960036" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Best AK stock ever!&nbsp; Lol, this might even been California legal!</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>