Every time I watch Mad Men I feel like smoking a pack and putting away a few old fashioned "Don Drapper" style cocktails. Enjoy the nice montage of all the cigarettes smoked on Mad Men.
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Every time I watch Mad Men I feel like smoking a pack and putting away a few old fashioned "Don Drapper" style cocktails. Enjoy the nice montage of all the cigarettes smoked on Mad Men.
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When it comes directors, Zach Snyder is one of my favorites. 300, Watchmen, and Dawn of the Dead are really entertaining movies. Snyder is back with a new visually enticing film called Sucker Punch. Enjoy the trailer!
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I want pirates to go away... forever. Look, I understand the first Pirates of the Caribbean was great swashbuckling fun, but after that the franchise sunk like the black pearl. Alas, Disney seeing this franchise as a cash cow and the fact that Price of Persia was a failure continues to develop more stumbling Jack Sparrow.
Here is some teaser footage from Comic Con.
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The good people at Cracked have assembled an amazing photoshop collection of Honest Movie Posters. Enjoy!
You can view the whole collection here.
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What do you get when you mix: Iron Man, a fat bearded Greek man, and small dog with pointy ears? DUE DATE! This is a new buddy comedy flick that takes place in a "road trip" setting. Robert Down Jr. makes an epic journey with Zach Galifianakis; hilarity ensues. Enjoy the trailer:
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The Ghost Pepper comes with a warning on the label; the oils on the pepper are enough to burn your skin and melt your eye balls. These peppers are grown solely for the purpose of giving young white males a painful premise for a dare. This kid gets eaten alive by the pepper and despite the milk and bread the burning doesn't stop. Enjoy the epic vid:
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If you were unclear before, take note now; the terrorist watch Twilight. ::sigh:: Why do adults find pleasure in these angst ridden, poorly acted, vampire vs. werewolf films? The Onion has put together a stunning news report that confirms Osama is in fact part of Team Jacob.
Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author
I live the People's Republic of Kalifornia. This sun soaked communist state was once a mecca of economic growth and prosperity, beautiful beaches, agriculture that fed the world, and technological innovation. Nowadays we lead for graffiti, useless politicians, and massive financial crisis. Top top off our myriad of problems, California has some of the worst gun laws in the nation. There is a massive list of weapons we can't own, and another list of weapons that can't have certain features (detachable mag + pistol grip = felony).
There are a handful of true Americans left in California that will stick it to the man. The good people at Lan World have struck up a deal with Kahr Arms to make the dream of owning a Chicago Typewritter a reailty! Check this out from the Lan World site:
LAN World, Inc. is chosen by Kahr Arms to distribute their Thompson rifles into California. Full warranty is intact and the bullet button kit is 100% reversible and endorsed by Kahr Arms! Another excellent product for the California Shooter with full manufacturer support.
No word on cost, but I'm thinking I need to start saving my pennies.
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::SIGH:: If I had a hot tub time machine I would go back and erase the existence of Wild Hogs. Why would I rid the movie of such a hilarious film? Well, by itself it is just another run of the mill popcorn comedy. The unfortunate result of the Hogs' success is the spin off of old man buddy films. Here are just a few awful examples: Old Dogs, Grown Ups, and now Red.
Red is a new Bruce Willis film about a bunch of old retired CIA officers who are "getting back in the game." You'll see such familiar faces as Morgan Freeman, Helen Mirren, and Mary-Louise Parker from Weeds. She seems way the hell to young to participate in this old man action/comedy.
Anywho, enjoy the Red trailer.
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Most of you are aware of Pat Tillman and his unfortunate death. The man was a true American hero who valued his country and freedoms far more than fame and fortune from the NFL. The Tillman story looks like it will be an interesting documentary. Check out the trailer:
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