Zombie Targets: Practice for the Apocalypse

I took a trip down to my local gun store the other day.  I picked up flyer and saw the usual items: Mosin, Federal white box, Bleeding Zombie Targets, Glock sale...  I tracked one down a zombie in the store and I was very intrigued.  They are about the size of a man's torso; filled with foam (and fake blood) and sealed with cardboard.  Tannerite sized holes were on the back which could also be used for more fake blood. 

You've always joked prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse, now you can officially train for it.  These targets where allegedly banned from the Crossroads of the West Beanie Baby, Beef Jerky, and Airsoft Gun Show, but I think it might just be a marketing ploy. You can pick up your official Zombie Target (and hopes of never finding a girlfriend) at Zombie Industries.

My excitement for zombie targets was starting to grow until I saw these youtube vids...

Living room tacticool commando for the win!  Bonus points for missed shots at the beginning!  The "blood" is somewhat anti-climactic and despite every zombie movie I've ever seen, they never bleed pink...  It looked like it was victim of a paintball gun :(

Mall Ninja attack go!  Hell, he might as well have screamed magic missile as he hit the zombie.  I wonder if he regrets the $24.95 he spent on that ninja sword at cheaperthandirt.com ?

These targets sell for about $90 (the female picture above goes for $100), and I can't imagine spending that kind of cash for plastic zombie.  You can basically get a Mosin Nagat (maybe with ammo and DROS) for about the same price. 

BONUS: there is also the tannerite option.  Not only will you have to pay for the cost of tannerite, you can blow up your $90 target in a single trigger pull four shots!!!