Special Forces Shovel...To Kill Zombies

ZOMG!  A new device to slay zombies!  Well, I suppose it isn't entirely new, rather it is a take on a Russian Spetznaz shovel.  In Soviet Russia the garden shovels YOU!!!!1  This new take on an old spade has a sharped edge, a hardwood handle, carbon steel head, and tacti-cool nylon belt pouch.  

With this SF shovel you'll be able to spend a long time digging a small hole attack zombies in a variety of amazing Russian techniques!  Watch the video below, and see this SF shovel being thrown it at distances of upwards of 6 feet!  WHAT!?!?  It will smash frozen and wooden zombies too! That's not all, it can also cut thick rope!  

For about $30 you can own this epic one size fits all zombie slaying machine.  If only it came with a bad ass drop down quickly release leg holster...