Jamba: Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie

Liquid Lunch BRO!  That's what my old corporate America co-workers would shout as they rushed out to Hooters to throw down as many beers as possible before the magical one hour lunch vanished.  Kids, not only is it bad to come back to work with buffalo wing sauce all over your izod tie, there is a better way to DRINK YOUR CALORIES!!!!

Jamba Juice packs about 3,000 calories worth of sugar in most of their fruity smoothies, but who wants fruit calories!?!  Jamba has taken the goodness of a cheeseburger and blended it into a wonderful smoothie.  Disgusting? It all depends on when you drink it, and I can guarantee it will look exactly the same after your body processes it (vomit or poo, your choice).