Bacon Explosion (gross)

In an era of gotta have the latest and greatest (although I'm still hearing the same damn tired songs on the radio ad nauseam) there is a new way to feed the masses.  Perhaps you've grown tired of the Thanksgiving Turkey or Christmas Ham.  There is a solution that is sure to give your dinner guests a heart attack treat.

Behold, the Bacon Explosion.  A lattice of Bacon stuffed with Italian sausage and thickly coated with BBQ sauce.  Although most would fancy the Original Blend, the options of Jalapeno and Cheddar Cheese are available.  A full sized explosion will feed 12 normal sized people (circa 1965) or 1 large person (typical consumer of a bacon and sausage log?). 

The Bacon Explosion will set you back $30 and it is shipped directly to your house.  Let's be honest here, if you would consume a bacon sausage log donning a moomoo and  leaving the house is simply too much  of an inconvenience.  Could you imagine opening your door and finding a a dry ice filled box with a bacon cocoon?!?  What a wonderful treat!  Amidst my disgust I would actually like to try one.

Visit the Bacon Explosion site for ordering, and much to my international readers chagrin this product is only available in the U.S. Agreed, I'm not surprised either.   

P.S. The Bacon Explosion is one of the few products that looks the same prior to and after consumption.