Greetings fellow keyboard commandos!  Do you need a new mug for your ovaltine beer that says "I'm a bad ass and I drink from a gun!"  Put your paranoia fears to rest because the Battle-Mug is here!

Yes, the Battle Mug is a real product made from billeted aluminum by a company that actually makes weapons.  The beauty of the Battle Mug is the Tacti-cool rails on the side of the mug can hold all those goodies you never use and are currently weighing down the front of your rifle currently use for hunting zombies.  Why?  Because you need a bright ass flashlight and multiple handles on a mug of course!  Hell the Battle-Mug says on their official site that you may also attach a bayonet "for close quarters, high risk operations." 

So what will this beauty set you back?  Well, the Battle-Mug is now only $279!  Warning: The Battle-Mug will not make you a badass, Tacti-cool, or impress women.

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