Unicorn Tattoos: Bad Idea

I think we all have a few friends that chose to forever make their bodies a canvas for artwork created on a drunken evening at the local tattoo parlor.  This usually makes for a great story after a few beers and everyone laughs at you that guy with the tattoo of a smurf riding a dinosaur.  Well, folks we have reached a new evolution of drunken tattoos; I present you with Unicorn Madness.

Everyday you're hustling?  Hustling what, Unicorn magic?

Any guesses what the hell this is?

That crazy night of pounding Stoli Vodka has landed you in a prison in Moscow.  Want to look tough in front of your fellow prison comrades?  Get a Unicorn prison tattoo, and please have the common courtesy to pre-shave your man sweater so Boris doesn't slip with his homemade tattoo device. 

Red shoe laces, check. Shaved head, check.  Copy of Mein Kampf, check.  HARD CORE WHITE SUPREMACIST UNICORN TATTOO, check?  I about fell out of my chair when I saw this tat.

There is a total of 30 Unicorn Tattoos over at Holy Taco.  I posted a few of my favorites here, and please note some of the tats at the linked site are NSFW.

Comments

[mike]

the white power one is now my desk top photo at work.