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Wednesday
Apr152009

Bacon

Have you ever thought about leading a rebellion of the people...WITH BACON!!!!1  These guys have created a full sized BAK-47 for all your pork rebellions.  There is something out about bacon that has made it quite popular on the internets.  Bacon is taking over and we're not just talking BLT's folks.

Who really says "Ah crap, I just cut my finger... Does someone have a piece of bacon I can bandage my wound with?"  I'm just wondering how far is too far. 

Perhaps you're out for an evening on the town and think "Boy, my neck sure is chilly... Where is my bacon scarf?"  Nothing attracts the ladies like a bacon scarf. 

With the tools above I can give my troops bacon weapons and  give them a bacon uniform.  I will lead the bacon rebellion and show those vegans the power of breakfast pork.  So just be aware that when you fry up some bacon for breakfast know that you are following a popular internet trend.  Now go out there and eat some BACON!

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